He ahua puhoi, he koretake ranei! Tuatahi, kua ki tonu ia i a ia ano, katahi ano ka waea atu ki tana hoa moe wahine ki te whakatau i a ia. Ehara i te mea pai ake te tono i tetahi hoa? Na ka whiua e te rangatira te kaimahi, he aha e kore ai e tono i tana hoa wahine - me korero, ki te mahi i nga taha e rua! A he mea pai ki a ia te matakitaki, ka koa nga wahine. Ki taku whakaaro i roto i tenei putanga o te hurori ka tino pai ake!
Ehara i te mea i mauria mai e tenei pipi whero ana tarau mai i Bali, engari he hunk nui ano ia ki runga. Titiro ki tana ngana i mua i te kaamera - tera pea e pirangi ana ia hei whetu i runga ipurangi! E pai ana ahau ki te cum i runga i ona freckles. Ae, ko te porn o te kainga he tino hurihanga. Ko te hunga kore ngaio anake ka puaki te waha ka horomia penei. Na ake, ka huri i ahau!
Ka taea e koe te kite kei te pirangi te kotiro, engari ki taku mohio - kaore tana whaea i tuku i a ia ki nga huihuinga. He kikokore, he ataahua hoki, e pirangi ana ia ki te moe wahine me te heke ano he pakeke! A he tiihi nui te tangata, he rite tana hapai i te tangata. He uaua te hoa aroha iti. Engari kei te eke ia i tana tiihi me te harikoa. Ko taku korero ki a koe, kei a ia te kaha. I te mutunga o te korero, kei te mokemoke ia i roto i te kaihe! Kei te wiri noa ia i roto i te harikoa.
Kaati, ehara i te ahua o te Momoni, he tino ataahua, he ataahua hoki te ahua. Engari he tino ataahua nga kotiro kaitao. Mo etahi take i tino pai ahau ki te mea pouri, ahakoa he ahua ngawari tona ahua, he taumaha hoki, he rereke ki te ahua tauira o te kakaho. Engari he tangata kainga ake ia. Ka taea e raua te noho tahi me taua Moromona. Ae, ka ngotea ia i te mutunga he tino pai. Ko tetahi atu Moromona, e noho ana i runga i te tuuru e whakapouri ana i te wa katoa, kaua ki te whakauru atu, he katakata.